In the electronics section...

"So.. under the standard 12 month warranty if I get pissed off and throw a glass at it- it's not covered, right?"


"...um...no, it wouldn't be"

"BUT, under your super duper whateverhappens warranty it WOULD be?"

"...well, yes accidental damage is covered......BUT um... malicious... damage probably wouldnt be"

"Ohhhh...SO- if I accidentely DROP a glass on it from across the room- it WOULD be covered."

"um. yeah"

"GREAT. We'll take it.



"Honey- could you please stop telling him your going to throw a glass at the new TV?"

"Wha..? Oh. Sorry."