"Look, mate- just because you are an idiot.... I know better than to take that soaking wet 30degree bend at 60 miles a hour- and if you don't get off my ass, you will know better- too."



Also- I use the ashtray in my car to hold food.

Annoying

When one of your superiors says "We need to communicate better" and what they really mean is "YOU need to communicate with ME better."

And then you say "Excuse Me? You are the one who fucked up- not ME. So, maybe you should take that bullshit about communicating better and shove it up your ass."

Or...maybe not. Maybe you just smile and bite your tongue instead....